We'll always have 2005.

Somewhere, Dick Vitale is as giddy as a school girl because Illinois didn't make the tournament. I just hope that for the sake everyone in America, that "somewhere" isn't on the set of another DiGorno pizza commercial. Or even worse, let's hope he's not off making another monstrosity like this Taco Bell ad from the '90s.



For the love of all things holy. Is Dick Vitale not one of the most obnoxious people on earth? What really gets me is not only did someone come up with this idea, but another bought off on it. Someone stood in front of a room full of clients and said something like, "Our concept revolves around Dick Vitale. He's inexplicably driving a bus. And he screams at the audience for the entire duration of the 30 second spot. We really think it'll move some burritos."

Also, maybe it's just the quality of the TB commercial, but doesn't it seem like Dick Vitale hasn't aged that much in the last 17 years? That's not normal. He's like 100 years old. What kind of deal with the devil did he make? I can't be sure, but I hope it has something to do with being damned to watch nothing but Illini games for all eternity.

Happy March Madness, baybeeeeeeee.

Holla at your Alma Mater.